top 50 funny, romantic pick up lines

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Paul Pogba parties with Drake in New York as he prepares for Man U move (photos)

Rapper, Drake and Juventus/French player Paul Pogba were pictured partying in New York in the early hours of Saturday morning as the footballer prepares for a record breaking £100m move to Manchester United. Drake uploaded a photo of himself holding a Pogba Jersey and captioned it 'When Paul Pogba comes to see you that's a ," while Pogba captioned his 'Very nice meeting you bro' More photos after the cut...

Cristiano Ronaldo appears to hit out at Jose Mourinho after Mourinho criticizes him on Portuguese TV

Cristiano Ronaldo has appeared to hit back at compatriot and former coach Jose Mourinho with a cryptic Instagram post after Mourinho criticized Ronaldo's touch line behavior during the EURO 2016 final.

UEFA Best player Award: Lionel Messi misses out, as Gareth Bale & Antoinne Griezmann battle Cristiano Ronaldo for award

Lionel Messi is not among the three finalists that will battle for this year's UEFA Best player in Europe Award. Atletico Madrid/France's Antonie Griezmann will join Real Madrid/Wales Gareth Bale to battle against favorite Real Madrid/Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo for the prestigious award.

Photos: Justin Bieber and rumoured girlfriend go swimming nude (18+)

Justin Bieber went skinny dipping with his rumoured girlfriend, Sahara Ray just days after his rival Orlando Bloom caused an internet meltdown by hitting the beach naked with girlfriend Katy Perry.  He went completely naked with Sahara Ray and a bevvy of Australian beauties. The Internet had another meltdown by choosing sides. Some said Justin's nudes were better than Orlando's while others disagreed and said the latter had better nudes. More photos after the cut...

They say this 19 year old girl is R.Kelly's new girlfriend

R.Kelly is 49 and he's reportedly dating this 19 year old girl named Halle. They reportedly met at the backstage of one of his concerts in North Carolina and have hanging out since then....

R.Kelly, 49, steps out with his 19 year old girlfriend

The R&B legend is dating 19 year old Halle Calhoun (Read here). Halle wasn't even born when R.Kelly released one of his greatest hits, I Believe I Can Fly in 1996. He really likes them young...

Ludacris pictured out celebrating his eldest daughter's birthday with her

His first daughter Karma Bridges turned 15 yesterday and he spent the day with her. They look so much alike. Ludacris has two other daughters. One with his longtime friend Tamika Fuller, born in December 2013 named Cai Bella Bridges and another daughter with his wife Eudoxie, born in 2015

Donald Trump says he's not sure of Hillary Clinton's mental state: "I don't think she's all there"

Donald Trump as usual launched into an all-out assault on Hillary Clinton at a campaign event in New Hampshire last night, this time alleging that she is mentally unfit to be president.

"She short circuited, she used the term 'short-circuited.' She took a little short circuit in

Community Shield: Jose Mourinho and Zlatan Ibrahimovic win first trophy of Man U career after 2-1 win over Leicester (photos)

F.A Cup champions Man U. defeated Premier League champions Leicester City 2-1 today to win the community shield, handing Jose Mourinho and new star signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic their first silverware with the club.

A Zlatan Ibrahimovic second half goal was all that was needed to overcome a resilient Leicester City side who had equalized through Jamie Vardy after youngster Jesse Lingard scored the first goal of the game.

Rapper Fetty Wap Reply fan 'says I'm my daughter's father, not her mother's boyfriend

Fetty Wap clapped back at the fan after she dragged him for saying he takes care of his child. There definitely will be drama in your life if you're 25 with three kids and three baby mamas! *sigh*

Rapper The Game shares a loving & emotional message to his first son, who turns 13-yr-old today

The Game just expressed his love for his first child on his 13th Birthday today, via Social Media. The rapper shared a throwback photo of them both and promised to stand with him to conquer anything that comes their way. He wrote,

"13 years ago........

FINALLY a red devil!! Zlatan Ibrahimovic confirms he is moving to manchester united...

The striker and French league player of the year who has been secretive about his next club after leaving PSG revealed on Twitter that he'll be joining his former boss Jose Mourinho on Twitter.

Kim to retire from public life, Aliens to be found before 2050! See the 7 things more likely to happen than England winning World cup

Kim Kardashian saying goodbye to her public life and Aliens being found before 2050 are some of the events more likely to happen than England winning the 2018 World Cup according to bookmakers

After their Euro 2016 defeat to Iceland, the nation who (supposedly) invented football have now won six knockout games in the last 50 years. That's why Ladbrokes are currently offering 20/1 against England achieving World Cup glory in Russia

Rihanna joins rumoured bf Drake as they attend Nicole Scherzinger's birthday bash in London

Rihanna once again sparked rumours that she could still be dating Drake as she attended Nicole Scherzinger's London birthday bash with the rapper last night at Tape nightclub in London, partying until around 5.30am. Their joint sighting comes just weeks after they were rumoured to have rekindled their relationship. Rihanna meanwhile made a sartorial statement in a £3130 pink dress by Rosie Assoulin. More photos after the cut....

Free Education At World Class Universities in Germany

The German High Commissioner to Nigeria, Mr. Ingo Herbert, yesterday, in Lagos, launched the summit on free university education for international students in Germany. Organisers of the event, SJJ Education, said it serves as a bridge between German universities and students in Nigeria by screening and vetting candidates for these universities.

Internet prankster convinces girl to ditch her boyfriend by making her believe he has a private jet but see what happens next

Corby Persin, a YouTube prankster from New York city has pulled an almighty one on an unsuspecting lady. He convinced her to cancel plans with her boyfriend after making her believe he owned a private jet then dumped her on the runway.

It all began when he approached her on the runway, she appeared disinterested but things changed when he mentioned his private jet at which point she agreed to join him and two strangers in a car to the airport to fly to Miami.

Rapper Fetty Wap & his babymama Masika Kalysha are disgracing themselves again on the internet..lol

Rapper Fetty Wap and the mother of his three months old daughter, that he initially denied fathering before DNA proved he was the daddy, are fighting again on social media. It's started after Masika tweeted 'Social media daddying is at an all time high'. See the rest of their drama after the break...