top 50 funny, romantic pick up lines

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back....

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (For real. What is that?) Its just that...your numbers not in it.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Excuse me, can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas...

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me....

practical use of em pic up lines

Do you drink soda?
Because you look so-dalicious.......

I'm immune to STDs so you're safe with me ....

I'm feeling a bit off today but you definitely turn me on....

If we went on a date, I'd let you pay because I believe in gender equality...
Do you?

I heard you're good at algebra...
Would you replace my ex(x) without wondering why(y)?..

DIRTY
Excuse me, that ass is bigger than my future ...
and my future is really big but you posterior is way bigger..... 

Excuse me, are you DTC(down to cuddle)......

Sorry, did you fall from heaven? 
cause your face is pretty fxxked up... lol

I'd like to invite you over but I'm afraid  you're so hot that you'll sky rocket my air condition bill....